Schlong bomb
a terrorists p-n-s.
jack :’watch out, he’s got a schl-ng bomb!’
train driver : ‘sh-t it’s gonna blow’
jack : ‘that’s what she said’ -winks at train driver-
-the train blew up and a b-ll-nd flew through the air-
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