schlong bonger


1. someone acting like the biggest idiot on earth.
2. making a fool of yourself in public.
3. a person constantly ragged on by his so-called friends.
4. a h-m- who really likes the taste of d-ck.
“man did you see angel after the concert, he was acting like a total schl-ng bonger.”

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