schlong-motion
the (un)intended movement of one’s p-n-s.
“dude, there’s some serious schl-ng-motion going on in my new sports pants.”
“check out the schl-ng-motion on that guy!”
“this movie was entirely shot in schl-ng-motion”
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- schlong worm
when a worm carefully slips into a male’s p-n-s and then proceeds to eat their insides out. reese: omg i’m being eaten by a schl-ng worm. jebediah: d-mn, n-gg-, that’s scary! reese: my d-ck is hard as rock, tho.
- schmead
unknown bodily substance found on everyday items. “amanda left a bunch of schmead on my monitor and keyboard.”
- SchmeggeldÖrf
a synonym for “f-ck” because too many people know no better word to use at ozzfest. welcome to “ozz-schmeggeldörfin’-fest!!!!”
- Schmoozebag
a douchey social climber, only interested in making a good impression on his superiors. “look at that guy. he’s actually pretending his boss’ jokes are funny. what a schmoozebag”
- Schnarting
the act of sneezing and sharting at the same time (i.e. sneezing + farting + sh-tting your pants). thanks to his allergies, and some bad tuna, john has been schnarting all afternoon.