schlong-slap
to be slapped with one’s schl-ng.
1) i was fed up with her, so i decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schl-ng-slapping.
2) i really got schl-ng-slapped with work today at the office.
3) whoever was working on this before me really deserves a grade-a schl-ng-slap to the dome.
4) i decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schl-ng-slap technique.
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