schlong worm
when a worm carefully slips into a male’s p-n-s and then proceeds to eat their insides out.
reese: omg i’m being eaten by a schl-ng worm.
jebediah: d-mn, n-gg-, that’s scary!
reese: my d-ck is hard as rock, tho.
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