schlonged
to be c-ckslapped by a man with a large p-n-s.
‘sh-t that teenage mum just got schl-nged by that hobo!’
to get very drunk
to hit someone or thing
to bismark a someone
i got absolutley schl-nged last night.
i schl-nged that ball a mile
i schl-nged that women last night right in the face
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