Schlonger

someone who likes to whip out their p-n-s or schl-ng a lot of the time to either impress or disgust everyone around
guy 1: -whips out his p-n-s-

guy 2:”oh dude he’s such a schl-nger man that’s gross”

guy 1: “you’re just jealous of my schl-nger skills”
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the adjective that describes someone whose schl-ng is longer than someone else. can also be used to describe one with a very large schl-ng, one that is likely to be longer than many other schl-ngs.
i’m schl-nger than you mate, get over it.

not:
his d-ck was so much schl-nger than my boyfriend’s!
-the idea that we are talking about his schl-ng is within the word ‘schl-nger’. you do not need to say ‘d-ck’ as well, if you do not put ‘sch’ before ‘longer’ in that sentence, it would be functional.
the term for a p-n-s so large that anyone who sees it turns to stone due to sheer jealousy. it is said that a man many years ago possessed the infamous “schl-nger” but used it’s power for evil, forcing a valiant warrior to slice the p-n-s clean off and hide it so that no one else would get jealous of the m-ssive meat stick. the current location of the schl-nger is unknown.
jerry: “have you heard the legend of the schl-nger?”

bill: “it’s not a legend. look at my huge p-n-s!”

jerry: “…”

bill: “jerry? jerry?! cr-p, he’s turned to stone. shouldn’t have abused my schl-nger.”
a fancy breakfast, a schl-ng
you weren’t saying ewe when your schl-nger was in my mouth! now shut it and let me call you s-xy pants.
a schl-ng
you weren’t saying ewe when your schl-nger was in my mouth! now shut it and let me call you s-xy pants.