schlongy
annoying, old, ubersite motherf-cker who thinks that tigerlily, circe, val, urbane and munkeypants all want to be his toys.
one day he will realize he’s too d-mn old
“that old man reminds me of shlongy. pitiful”
g-d-like uberuser. second in command to some dork named bart. voted “uberite i’d most like to screw” in a top secret poll taken in 2004. also spelled “shlongy”.
i love shlongy. i also love cheez-its, glen livet 18, marlboro reds in the box, and sweet smelling v-g-n-.
old, washed-out, chronic masturbator whose only claim to fame is posing for and producing g–ts- pics.
that f-cking schl-ngy.
ubersite user that likes to suck schl-ng.
schl-ngy likes to lick the big schl-ng.
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