schloob


a way of saying any word you want
what the schloob is schloobing in your schloobin face you schloobin schloober
sh-ty lubrications that you get at walmart
that schloob was as sticky as syrup
a female with br–sts that dangle south of the waist line.
i know someone who died in there…” “what a schloob!
the verb form of the word- schloobing

to go tubing behind a wakeboard boat with 3 or more matching tubes and pull m-ssive air and amazing tricks. invented/ originated (we think) on our lake in the muskokas.
google schloobing, or look for it on youtube. there’s a video a guy made 3 weeks ago that pretty much shows what it is!
a combination of schl-ng and b–b meaning to t-tty f-ck a girl.

man, i just schloobed my girl and d-mn those dd’s worked like a charm.

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