schlort
a very very small tube steak. opposite of schl-ng.
hahahaha, jimmy-bob-joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.
a small and rather mal-nurished p-n-s
“luke u have a schlort”
schlort is the antonym of schl-ng; that is, it is slang for a small p-n-s, rather than one of more impressive proportion.
conversation overheard in the plymouth co-op: “dave’s not so much got a schl-ng, but a schlort. i only go out with him as he’s got a subaru”
opposite of schl-ng.
a very small d-ck. a beenie weenie. a vienna sausage. a sweet gherkin.
something your woman refers to as “cute”.
you call that a schl-ng? looks more like a schlort!
having a short p-n-s, but not too short, because that would be a “schliny”
guy: hey, do you want to see my d-ck?
girl: maybe if it wasnt a schlort
like a schl-ng, but shorter.
we all laughed our -sses off when he whipped out his tiny little schlort!
schlort is the sound the colon and lower intestine make when a foot, fist, or other large object or appendage is forcefully inserted.
he buried his fist in my -ss with a hearty schlort
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