Schlumberjargon
a collective term for technical (and often confusing) oilfield shop talk.
oilfield engineer a: “hey, we need to do an rst and a plt in this well. somebody call schlumberger.”
oilfield engineer b: “shouldn’t we run an scmt and a chfr in addition to the rst?”
oilfield engineer a: “nah, on second thought, we’ll just p&a.”
normal person: “hey guys, shut up with all the schlumberjargon and let’s just do the job!”
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