schlumpty
anyone of complete and total inept-tude, if it involves the simplest of tasks it will be f-cked up. someone who does not have there sh-t together in the remotest sense
” that motherf-cker is the schlumptiest schlumpty known to man, he could’nt find his -ss with a gps and a personal -ssistant!! ”
the feeling of being hit by an avalanche of pillows, stuffed toys or similar furnishings
adam, a fictional character, is working in a pillow factory. a box is upturned accidently on him and pillows slide over him, after he may say this experience felt rather “schlumpty”
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