schmackers
a term referring to a pair of female br–sts. it is most commonly used to describe those with a visibly low center of m-ss as a result of age or braless lifestyle.
synonyms: “floppy knockers”, “sw-ngin’ tatties”
fred: “did you see susan’s schmackers?”
steve: “see’em? i can hear them from here?”
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