schmammed


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a fun-to-say word for ridiculously drunk frequently used
by the cool kids at ridley college in st catharines, ontario

can be a good kind of drunk or a bad kind of drunk

see also:
crunk
ex1/ wow, peggy-sue you were schmammed last night! you were dancing all up on the bar and everything – you go girl!

ex2/ man bobby, how schmammed were you last night? i bet you got very friendly with your toilet afterwards.
being significantly drunk.
did you guys see brian last night he was totally schmammed.

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