Schmang
1. (v) an alternate term used to describe a girl you would bang.
2. common twitter hashtag; #schmang
3. being drunk on low cost drinks
1. hey reid, would you schmang that girl?
f-ck yeah, i’d schmang the sh-t outta her.
2. yo we chilling hard #schmang
3. ander was so schmanged last night we drew a d-ck on his face.
dried spooge! otherwise known as crusty c-m
i spoooged in my bed last night and woke up with schmang on my ear
a covering or coating of crud on or inside a motorcycle.
i removed the countershaft sprocket cover to install my new chain and was amazed at the amount of schmang under there.
a general term for any kind of undesirable matter, usually something that can be smeared
after talking on my cell phone, i always have to wipe the face schmang off the screen.
don’t put your feet on the couch. i don’t want schmang on the cushions.
don’t hug me. i’ve been working out and i feel all schmangy.
a wild and unruly female dog, usually of the ‘toy’ group. name derived from ‘siamang’, a primate of similar behavioral characteristics.
that little schmang barks it’s head off every time i walk by!!!
a large innatemate object, resembling somewhat a rotting featus
holy cr-p look at that schmang
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