SchmarrettSchmoorhees
a deragatory term used for an extremely good guitar player when said musician is being uncooperative, annoying, playing over you, etc.
bro, stop playing when i’m talking. you’re being such a schmarrettschmoorhees.
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taking a sh-t while eating, specifically a cinnamon bun, and proceeding to place the food on top of the toilet paper dispenser while wiping. schmcneil just f-cking took another schmcsh-t, god d-mnit schmcneil.
- schmii schmii
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- schmobley
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- scrotacious anomaly
noun. something strange and unexpectedly found upon ones scr-t-m. guy 1-i was going to to the bathroom last night and found a scrotacious anomaly. guy 2-dude… you should go get that checked out!