Schmasterbation
the act of helping an elderly person across the street.
“today, i schm-st-rb-t-d my neighbor.”
“a boy scout recieved his “civil service” merit badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day.”
“everyone should set time aside for schm-st-rb-t–n at least once an hour.”
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