schmear
1.nyc deli slang for the act coating a bagel with a small amount of cream cheese.
2. a small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
3. a medical test for women from new york.
1. “hey marty a poppy seed with a schmear .” (note:to use schmear authentically the customer usually mumbles while he waits just loud enough for other customers to hear something like: “oy is so hot in here , i should be so rich to pay this electric bill. how does he make a living? such a waste.”)
2. klutz…i said a schmear of mustard…not the whole jar.”
2. i am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. i should live that long!”
verb: to rub one’s (usually naked) rear against any surface such as the carpet, wall, chair in a smooth slow flick movement.
noun : the unwanted substance occasionally, regrettably, deposited on a surface as a consequence of performing a schmear.
not to be confused with smear.
verb: darling! don’t you dare schmear on your brother’s chair!
noun: mummy! zoe just left a big schmear on my seat and i just sat on it and it’s disgusting
a word similar to shebang. it means, the whole thing.
she bought the computer, the printer, the whole schmear.
noun: the crystalline residue that forms on the smooth plastic surface of a cellular telephone display by one’s ear during a call. if the display is not wiped off on one’s pant leg after each use, schmear will solidify into the characteristic hardened crystalline coating. schmear will require the application of a solvent, sometimes saliva, to restore the normal appearance of the display. also spelled schm-ear.
dude, the schmear on my phone was so bad i had to lick it off to see who was calling.
a c-cky and arrogant person who suprisingly has many friends who look past these faults
i can’t believe that c-cky schmear won homecoming king!!
1. when you forget something in your conscious mind while your asleep or falling asleep and then finally realize your forgetting something. —
a.the feeling of forgetting when you have been on a dose of “preferred choice here.”
hey i was falling asleep at ted gundy’s house and had this incredible schmear and then realized…
spectator 1: you had a schmear? no way!
a derrogatory term used before a word to signify importance.
carla, you are such a schmear b-tch.
matt, you have a schmear camel toe.
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