schmeckleberry jam
schmeckleberry jam is the results harsh thrusting of the schmeckle into a shirelle or manually pumping the schmeckle yourself in order to result in the spewing of an off-white jam-like substance.
tara tasted the sweetest schmeckleberry jam after richard had tara jerk him off.
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