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• schmevan

  1) one who is hxc adorable, and fun to talk to until late hours of the night. 2) one who is b-tchy when doesn’t get all attention, and likes t1t$ 3) one who’s last name resembles “chapstick” d-mn, that’s a schmevan right there.

• llama-sita-strike-force-five

  a) n: a hand gesture in which you form a llama using the 3rd and 4th fingers as the top of the mouth, thumb as the jaw and two ears consisting of the 1st and 5th fingers. then, swaying the hand alluringly, you smack the person suddenly with an open palm while they are still […]

• Schromo

  to lose a game you were winning because of the terrible play of a fellow teammate. i got the buyer on the hook, but if you call him back right away or you’ll schromo the sale.

• schwankie

  a man that will do anything to get out of work. he’ll show up after you set everything up and be all “oh everything is all done? swaggggg” and leave. schw-nkie is so swag.

• E-value

  short for entertainment value. this value is awarded to a guy/gal who has a crush on you and does amusing things to get your attention. the feelings aren’t mutual, but that person is entertaining. megan: hey you know that nerd flawson? he yelled “hey megan!” in the middle of a badminton game. moquisha: hey, atleast […]

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