Schmee Face
a particularily brutal member of the facial community
that dudes face looks like a ham walet
yea, it’s quite a schmee face
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west coast hipster/deadhead slang for heroin – particularly “persian” heroin base. “man, jerry’s been so messed up on the schmeeze lately he can barely play!” a raging sl-t… a girl who gets around easily.. a girl who is easy to f-ck.. a hoe, sl-t, sm-t, or wh-r- who doesnt hide their ways is often referred […]
- fish dix
1) a nickname you give somebody when they’re being a total douche bag. 2) your friends name + fish dix = gay fish person #1 “hey yo fish dix!, why don’t you stop drinkin all my malidew!”
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the act of, or idea that if you eat mexican food while dressed as a luchador (masked wrestler) at or around midday. it will be declared a “lucha lunch” guy one: “oh man that sandwhich i had was great!” guy two: “dude, i bet my lucha lunch would make that sandwhich seem about as cool […]
- Schmergle
to be, or cause to be messed up, screwed over, disoriented, confused, or in disarray. garrett was completely schmergled when tatiana left him for dirk. a nickname of a very awesome, loveable, cute, unique, and amazingly special girl. i really love my schmergle she is the best!
- Schmugeggie
gooey substance that forms around the head of the d-ck. yo momma gots schmugeggie on ho lips.