Schmeebs
parts of the female human body that contain the organs that secrete milk used to feed infants. see b–bs, t-ts, tatas.
“ever notice that jessica simpson has a great set of schmeebs?”
a male breast or nipple
usually twisted to inflict pain on a friend or other.
dude! your schmeeb is mine!!!
mike’s schmeeb is swollen to the size of a grapefruit!
another word for man b–bies. they can be large, in which case a wedgie may form underneath the schmeeb. or in muscular men, the schmeebs are chiseled and glorified.
man, did you see the schmeebs on that guy?
a guy you wouldn’t take home to meet your mother. can be found in most bars, often used for a one-night stand.
“me and my girls are going trolling for schmeebs tonight.”
1. an undefinable person
1. “that guy is the king of the schmeebs.”
the female breast, singular.
“dude, check out the schmeebs on that one.”
noun- a girl/woman, usually very hot
” yesterday, i saw a nice schmeeb on the crosstown bus; i hope she’s there tomorrow!”
1
2
next ›
last »
Read Also:
- schmimmer
to mess around with. dude, the hookah smoke isnt getting thick. go schmimmer with the coal.
- Schneidered
to get so incredibly drunk that you become totally r-t-rded that you begin to speak in jibberish, randomly spouting pterodactyl-ish noises. other signs of being schneidered include: making faces which would only otherwise be made by someone having a continuous mild stroke, excessive nipple poking through one’s shirt, inability to pr-nounce the letters “r” and […]
- schoony
an utter delight; a truly attractive girl. -did you see that schoony last night? – are you kidding? how could i miss her. she was the best looking girl here.
- SCHTIGHT
the sh-t + tight = schtight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! word used to describe something that is the sh-t and is tight. created in montréal by dominique, amanda, luwam and ashley while visiting jen;). best used in unison, or when one person says “schtight!” then everyone starts saying it at the same time, over and over again. schtight is […]
- hoelidex
a pokedex for hoes, a hoelidex tells you if a females a hoe or not and her freak rating. a hoelidex would let you know if you should go and f-ck the girl or not. d-mn! i wish i had a hoelidex, i’d save time by jst known what b-tches wana f-ck, hit up the […]