schmeegle
the ability to schmeegle, an artform in pulling the opposite s-x, many people try and fail, a schmeegle master can have great success in courtship.(warning schmeegling must not be attempted by beginners), ranking is as follows, (1)schmeegle grand master
(2)schmeegle master
(3)schmeeglite
(4) young paddowan
i schmeegled this girl today, she took me home and schmeegled me.
have you been out on the schmeegle tonight?
i schmeegled her all night……..!
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