schmeet
used when talking about masturbating. beat, choke, flog or use as a bludgeon.
“what are you doing tonight?”
possible responses
“i don’t know, i am probably just going to schmeet off and go to bed”
“schmeet my d-ck”
“schmeet it”
a word used to describe how sweet, cool, hot, and amazing an event, object, or a person is.
-pr-nounced shh-meat
-can also be used in a sarcastic way
your friend says “hey let’s go sky diving sat-rday.”
and you reply “dude that sounds schmeet! let’s go!”
can also be said by itself like “schmeet!!”
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