schmeeze
west coast hipster/deadhead slang for heroin – particularly “persian” heroin base.
“man, jerry’s been so messed up on the schmeeze lately he can barely play!”
a raging sl-t… a girl who gets around easily.. a girl who is easy to f-ck.. a hoe, sl-t, sm-t, or wh-r- who doesnt hide their ways is often referred to as a schmeeze
1: shes had s-x with three dudes at that party last night
2: d-mn dude shes a schmeeze
the product of forgetting that “smoothie” and “squeeze” are two different words
gilligan: “i’ll have a strawberry schmeeze, please.”
cafeteria worker: “i’m just so tired of all this college, the movie. where are my pants?”
gilligan: “um, you’re terrifying. and also, your mom.”
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