schmegma
sticky substance formed in the uncirc-mcised skin of the p-n-s due to poor hygine.
casey’s schmegma was too overwelming for toni.
the smelly funny tasting stuff on my boyfriends weenier
i can’t give head because his schmegma
makes me throw up my diner
the fermented deposits of white-chunkiness on a p-n-s head, due to lack of proper hygiene…and competence.
the night-shift hospital worker loved eating the schmegma off of ricky-the-r-t-rd’s c-ck-kn-b.
d-ck cheese that forms when you dont take a shower
schmegma is f-ckin nasty
a schticker schounding way to pr-nounce sm-gm-,sm-gm- already a word found in webster’s dictionary(some editions).sm-gm- as webster’s defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,acc-mulating around the cl-toris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. d-mn funny no matter how you schpell it.
i had schmegma schtuck in my teeth, i schould schtop drinkin schomeday.
the gooey stuff under the flap of the foreskin of uncirc-mcised boys!!
get your schmegma off the table!
make sure you clean off your schmegma everyday!
it’s f-cking sick that’s what that is!
mike irvin has a schmegma probleme…. ewwww
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