Schmelly eggs
scrambled eggs mixed with jelly, usually consumed with pancakes and hyrup
steve: hey bob, how do you want your eggs?
bob: schmelly…
steve: bob, i didnt know you ate schmelly eggs! -gives thumbs up
dog: -farts-
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