schmeltz
this is a funny word that orthodox jews use to refer to crack. i think we can all recall seeing hordes of strung out hebrews buying crack in ghettos all across this country. they only say schmeltz if its really good sh-t.
oye ve, jebediah! zis really is ze schmeltz. and so cheap
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