schmenge
a belgian or more likely dutch cycling fan who, after three solid days of drinking at the top of a mountain p-ss, has devolved from a schlug. schmenges are differentiated from schlugs in that they are abusive to cyclists.
popularized by bob roll during tour de france coverage
the schlugs having transmogrified into schmenges at the schmengefest – catcalled to the tour de france cyclists.
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