Schmerger
a make-out sl-t. loves to slip the tongue never finish the job. a mans kryptonite.
1.wow, what the f-ck dude, did the girl kyle seriously just get with osh, hewitt and the shmister in under an hour. thats pretty impressive, but that makes her a f-cking schmerger.
2. i’m so p-ssed right now. i was gettin with that girl for like 2 months and she hasnt touched my bird yet. what a schmerger
3. f-cking schmerger!!!!!
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