Schmergle
to be, or cause to be messed up, screwed over, disoriented, confused, or in disarray.
garrett was completely schmergled when tatiana left him for dirk.
a nickname of a very awesome, loveable, cute, unique, and amazingly special girl.
i really love my schmergle she is the best!
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