Schmertle
nerdy in a particularly wimpish, small and pathetic sort of way. almost sickly.
“that guy is so schmertle i bet the mice in his apartment give him wedgies.”
“he looked nothing like his pictures in person, he was about a foot shorter with no chin and the schmertlest demeanor i’ve ever witnessed.”
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