schmexpert
new york tri-borough (brooklyn, queens, bronx) area conjunctive term for an individual portraying themselves with a particular demeanor of being both a schmuck and a self proclaimed expert.
“yo’ joey, you’re a real schmexpert aren’t ‘ya. we don’t like your att-tude, and you think you know everything.”
(sh-mex-purt) someone who is a thought leader in the use of and theory of social networking, specifically web-based tools such as facebook, twitter, youtube and mysp-ce
my boss thinks i need a twitter to promote the business, but i was afraid, so i called a schmexpert.
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