schmexy

use this word to describe an object as being s-xy.
loraine: wow, dave is s-xy!!
sue: well, the pink lampshade in the bathroom is schmexy!
schmexy, its like s-xy, but schmexy (said shh-mex-e) and can mean just s-xy, or if its a little more special than s-xy, like s-xy, and they are a nice man/woman too!
d-mn, you know whos schmexy?
no, who?
frances
oh h-ll yes
“schmexy” is a word -ssociated with “s-xy” and “smexy”, but the added “ch” makes it a level 100 word. other perks to the term “schmexy” is that the word circ-mvents many online chat filters, yet people still recognize its basic meaning. the term is used widely in the southern u.s. states, but can be heard in northern states. also, if the word’s energy is harnessed correctly, one can shoot a laser beam up to 2 miles that will obliterate anything on contact.
i am schmexy, you are schmexy, we’re all schmexy!
state of being remade s-xy after an act of grooming, i.e. haircut, shave, shower, etc.
adam just got a haircut and is looking schmexy, again.
a little more than s-xy, your more schmexy than a schmeck.
wow, you are quite one schmexy person and the schmexyiest one of them all…

you have hair in your mouth, thats very schmexy of you!!!
while “smexy” is “s-xy” plus either “mexican”

or “smart” (depending on preference), “schmexy” is “smexy” plus “cinnamon.” origins unknown.
girl: did you see that guy go past just now?
her gay friend: yeah! omg! he was sooo schmexy!
a s-xy mexican, or how you say s-xy when you are really sh-t-faced
drunk guy: woowwww, shle ish really schmexy.
drunk friend: yesh she ish!

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