Schmib Job
a complete and utter failure at any particular activity (sports, driving, walking, etc…), when a person does something so horribly that it warrants laughter it is appropriate for one to yell out “schmib job”
wow that guy that just tripped over the curb pulled off one h-ll of a schmib job.
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