Schmidt
a sweetness that knows no bounds. thoughtful, courteous and respectful. to qualify as a schmidt one must be irresistably adorable.
my boyfriend is such a schmidt! he brought me flowers for no reason.
definition: an occupational surname for “blacksmith” or “metalworker,” from the german word “schmied.” the german equivalent of the english surname smith.
surname origin: german
alternate surname spellings: schmid, schmitt, schmitz
that’s so schmidt.
taking a sh-t in a pool or any water but a toilet
hey, you just schmidt in the pool.
someone who should never be underestimated.
“don’t underestimate her, she’s a schmidt”
1) kairos terminology for sh-t.
2) bro love
dude… you da schmidt, bro
(verb) to m-ssively overreact to the truth, based on google ceo eric schmidt’s overreaction to cnet when they showed how much information google could access by searching on his name. this male diva declared google would not talk to cnet for a year.
ashlee simpson schmidted when a critic said she was a lousy singer.
to thrust p-n-s back and forth in to the v-g-n-.
i f-cked the schmidt outta my gurl last nite!, holy schmidt
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