Schmig
(noun) the language derived from adding “schm” to the beginning of any word, especially proper nouns and important words in sentences.
(verb) to schmig a word.
schmerin: schmatlyn, would you like to have a schmigarette?
schmatlyn: why, schmes i would!
cigarette
james, do you want to go have a schmig?
a schmig a person who does schmigly things, for example mowing there lawn backwards, eating there pizza from the crust inwards.
person one: omg harriets such a schmig!
person two: i know! i saw her walking in and out a door 4 times before she walked in.
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