Schmitz-Faced
1. where you drink so much alcohol that you lose all inhibitions and people’s respect.
2. the art of blacking out from 5 pm to 5 am
3. raging harder than anyone else at a freshman party.
4. always having the most ridiculous story the morning after.
guy 1:”dude i got so schmitz-faced last night that i ate out a freshman on a pile of sand, at our first party of the year!”
guy 2: “no way i heard about that!”
guy 1: “i was so schmitzed yesterday that i told our pledges to take a picture while upper decking john’s toilet.”
guy 2: “that’s genius!”
guy 1: “we were all so schmitzed-faced, we started a fight at the bar. now i have a black eye, a broken rib, and a black eye”
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