Schmitzled
the feeling of being extremely drunk to the point in which if someone were to take a video of you at this state, it would indeed end up on youtube for future humiliation and many laughs upon your behalf. please be warned that excessive schmitzledness may lead to a horrible scottish, australian, english, and chinese accent combined.
oh snap! that last shot of sake was too much! i’m flipping schmitzled!!!!
“oh no, there she goes again with that stupid accent. she must be schmitzled”
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