schmobley
1)a reject; someone who has to experience the horror of waking up in the morning and seeing their own face.
2)a person that you are forced to work with, whom you can’t stand. usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.
schmobes for short.
“why the h-ll did ken-o screw up the database again? what a f-cking schmobley.”
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