Schmobliterated
this is a hybrid word meaning the greatest extent to which a person can be intoxicated. it comes from the words “hammered” “obliterated” and “shwasted.”
“dude last night you were schmobliterated! i had to carry your -ss back and you kept calling me ‘waffles'”
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