Schmont
schmont is a multi-purpose word made up by a woman from south bend, indiana in 2004. it was originally used as a fun rhyme to the word “want” when ordering dinner, but then took on a life of its own. it can be used to reference something positively or negatively, depending on your mood. some believe the word is actually derived from the stage name of a little known recording artist who’s had multiple stints in rehab and exactly zero hit singles. others regard it simply as a fun nickname to be used at random.
positive reference:
“this burrito is schmont-tastic! i love it!”
negative reference:
“lenny is such a schmont-licker!”
as a name or nickname:
“did you meet schmont at pete’s patio last night for drinks?”
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