schmoof
a shortened version of the word schmoo f-ck. can be used the same way f-ck can
person 1: dude, hunter is such a schmoof head!
person 2: nowhere near as much as that adriana kid!
person3: what the schmoof?
person 4: i dunno
obtains any meaning that the user chooses. definitions can be implied by context, usage, and tone of voice.
“i totally schmoofed you in halo.”
“man, my dad is such a schmoof.”
“i’m positive that shawn and her schmoofed after the concert. i heard them in the other room.”
the sweat on your gooch.
(thing between your b-lls and -ss)
dude that run was so hard, ahh, i schmoofed myself.
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