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• Well droopy swingers

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• don't dip your pen in the company ink

  a man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life. employee1: i can’t believe our boss slept with her. he was demoted once everyone found out about it. employee2: the moral of the story is: “don’t dip […]

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