schmoot
variation of schmuddlapp based on quasi-germanic pr-nunciation of schmuddlapp.
don’t be a schmoot. you owe me a jack and c-ke.
to bust the biggest load of your life on that hoe
johnny schmooted right on mich-lle’s t-tties.
when you fart and it travels down your leg, and it tickles really badly.
agghh cr-p dude i schmooted and it tickles really bad.
the coolest person in the room!
schmoot, gimme a couple of bucks, you’re the greatest.
or, that guy schmoot really nailed the lead guitar part!
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