schmuck

(1) that portion of one’s p-n-s which is cut off during circ-mcision,a yiddish term (an accent of the german language used by jewish people)

(2) german word for “adornment” or “jewelry”

(3) metaphorical meaning: a pr-ck, an -sshole, etc
(1) throw that schmuck away!

(2) necklaces, pearls, bracelets, etc
are “schmuck”

(3) robert crumb calls a lot of people schmucks
moron, idiot, general derogitory term
“you complete schmuck!”
a white man that steps in to take over the father role of a child after the black father has left the mother and child forever. in order for the man to be a schmuck, the mother must also be white, leaving the couple to raise a child that obviously does not belong to the father biologically.
poor john, no matter how great of a guy he is, everyone can plainly see that little jamal isn’t his. i guess his wife liked dark meat before she met him. john gets no respect………what a schmuck.
it is a yidish word and it means pr-ck
my boss yelled at me for something i didnt do.what a schmuck
the discarded foreskin following a circ-mcision.
“hey nurse, can you toss that schmuck into the biohazard bag, please?”
the yiddish word for p-n-s. in english it’s only used to refer to people as d-cks in the pejorative.
my father-in-law is a f-cking schmuck.
a term used by the germans, to describe nice jewelry.
it was actually a mis interpretation by the germans of the true meaning.
before the holocaust, the jewish would always comment on how nice someones wifes shmuck looked,
“oh wot lovely schmuck you are wearing”,
the germans initially took this as some kind of compliment, and blushed at such fine appreciation,
the german population in it’s enthusiasm embraced this new jewish word and used it with affection and -ssociated it with, “arn’t those jewish just lovely”
until one day, they finally realized, that they’d been had.
and that schmuck actually meant the bit of p-n-s that is removed during circ-msion
“oh, wot lovely schmuck your wife is wearing”, says jewish chancellor to german politician

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