Schmucky


adjective – like a schmuck
while they were off at disney world, i was stuck back here feeling schmucky.
this is another name for senator chuck schumer. he’s often called “chucky schmucky” or just “schmucky” by those of us in the “chattering cl-ss” out here in flyover country.
“oh, did you see what schmucky said about pork? schmucky says we don’t care about pork in a stimulus bill! what a schmuck!”
yiddish slang relating to the p-n-s.
you schmuck, you’re a schmuck. you f-cking schmucky schmuck.
noun ~ someone who sincerely needs to f-ck up.
can i interest you in some of my finest quality kefghenistanny rugs, or how about a nice warm gl-ss of shut the f-ck up.
prost-tute, wh-r-, hooker, tramp, sl-t, ho
that girl you made out with last night is a schmucky.

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