schmultz


sappy romance in a novel, film, or song.
that movie would have been good had it not been for all that schmultz.

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  • schwit

    the combination of sh-t and schweet. it means the ultimate something. for example: heidi klum is totally schwit. the acc-mulation of shart residue, b-tt sweat, b-tt grease, toilet paper bunnies (aka dingleberries), urine, s-m-n, sm-gm-, yeast, pus, lint, hairs b-tt cheese and other -n-l or genital excretions brought together in a crotch furnace or swamp […]

  • scored

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  • scrape-mop

    dual fisting; piston-like penetration of one’s -n-s. last night got a little rough– jeffrey tried to scr-pe-mop me and it hurt. bad. i wasn’t ready for it. jeffrey moderately worked his way up to a full scr-pe-mop by gently boring out my -sshole– first with his pinky..then with three fingers…then with a cuc-mber.

  • catch the fish that ate him

    do a complete and thorough job. uttered by deputy marshal samuel gerard in ‘the fugative’ head illinois state trooper: …but only one man in a million can survive that fall. the guy is fish food. deputy marshal samuel gerard: fine. go get a cane pole, catch the fish that ate him.


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