schmyming
the act of saying a word and then saying the word again, but putting “schm” in front of a word, usually also replacing the first consonant, as a means of expressing skepticism, ridicule, or sarcasm.
teenager: mom, i can’t help you with the dishes because i have so much homework to do.
mom: homework schmomework, you get down here this instant and empty the dishwasher!
teenager: dishwasher schmishwasher! i have a history essay due tomorrow.
mom: history schmistory, you can take a break and help your mother!!!
teenager: mother schmother
mom: dont you mother schmother me!! i will give mother schmother if you dont get down here right now…
teenager: now schmow
schmyming can go on indefinitely
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