Schnapsterbate
sh-tting, napping, and masturbating. the act of performing the 3 tasks in succession, without standing up and usually at work to p-ss time and or boredom.
you: how the h-ll are you busy all day at work?
me: well you have to factor in my break and since i can watch p-rn on it i usually go downstairs and schnapsterbate for about 30 minutes. 3 birds w/ 1 stone i call it mult-tasking!
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